Yo, today kicked booze!

I GOT MY DICK SUCKED! YEAH! OH BABY! FUCK ME! YEAH!

I got a 100% Blowjob!

Allright! Today, when I was going to get the Paper, my pants ripped. Steven saw me, for he was standing in the middle of the street. I was about to fuck him up, When a Camaro hit him! At first I was silent. Than I laughed so hard, that it scared the Cat!

FUCKYEAH, BITCHES! SDMHZNFGVSOMEFUCKIT

Screw

As soon As he went to the hospital i Went into his house and robbed him. I took his wallet, His taxidermid Dog, Pelon, his Red Bull, his crappy Black and White tv, his Baseball cards, and his Vinegar.

Than I did these things with hiss items:

Wallet: I spent the money for a sign. I wrote, get Out, Bitches, on it. Some old guy complained to me about it. I kicked him in the penis.

Telisvion: I hung it up on a tree, and Smacked the crap out of it with a bat! I was using it, as a Pinata! What? He is mexican, so that makes his telly, mexican. So i was doing a mexican party sport!

Red Bull: Get Drunk. DUH!

Vineger: I poured in the crapper.

Cards: I started a bonfire with them.

Dog: As for the dog, It was taxidermid, so I whacked it with a Hammer, until I could see stuffing in it. I threw the dog in the trash.

Well, as Soon as Steven got home, he cried like a baby, wanting his teevee, his cards, his bull, everything. Mostly his dog.

He said a Burglar was loose, and he might rob me. He could hardly tell me that, because he was crying so much.

My day was pretty good! This really happend, viewers. It did!

ILL SHOOT YOU IN THE MOTHER FUKIN FACE!

Welcome To Stickjon talking about Shit. Today, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG RAPED MICHAEL JACKSON, FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID DUOSHBAG!
Than larry camE by and said: WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO SHOVE THE PROBE UP CARTMAN'S ASS?

I Replied: OH, GO FUCK YOUR BITCHYASS SELF. IT'S NOT LIKE I HIRED AN ITALIAN NAMED RAPHAEL TO SKRU U!

It was a gay day, I read the paper on the can and in the Metro Section it said: ILL KILL ALL YOUR CATS!

I was shocked, and crapped the bathroom floor, whereass I heard someone yelling: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW! SHIT! GODDAMNIT THAT HURT! JESUS CHRIST!

DAREKJAHRNWABFHCJHSNREDF

I fucked Larry King today, and gave him a sexy, sexy Hummer, for it made him go BEEP BEEPP!

LAADY DISENBURFGR FUCKED HIS/HER DOG!

ty oenni

AWs hit!

People are snoopping in the basement for a PS3 video game.

MY Life sucks. It is twisteed, ficledstickeds;efkdz

Rosie-O-Donell+5 MEGA HOT bitches= OH BABY!

Ceril came here today to rumor about Steven, that there was nothing good about him, and yesterday he was seen sucking a cat's balls. The Cat was shipped to Tahiti for the Indian Shits there were fucking it to.

I hate Steven.

DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Hello my Sexy Bitches, it is I! Stickjon! Today, I woke up and ate cold ass bread. iF ELT like shit wehn i ate.

Then, I watched movies of Oceans, and pretend to give butt sex to a teddy bear.

Later, at 10:46 a cat came up to my house, and when I said hi to it, the damn thing scratched me. I yelled Fuck at it, and several people heard me. I think one lady called the police on me.

I got Xtremly pisseD, When my Mexican neighbor came up to me, WANting to watch the football game. He doesn't have Television becuz he is so fuking broke.

When the Quarter back made his moove, I shat myself, needless to say, i had diaria,.

I sometimes wish I cud go fuk myself.\\

At 12:33, I had lunch. I had roast beef, and it tasted like shit. Then Steven made some for me, and it tasted like a dead, soapy cat.

Later, at 2:09, I yelled at the Quarter Back, 2 go and fuck himselth.

Finally, at 4:56, Steven said he wished he could be white like me, so therefore, i kicked his ass.

He yelled at me to Go Fuck myself, and I stabbed him in the belly with a knife. I ran like hell, from the cops.

RUN! RUN YOU SONS OF BITCHES! THE STRAY DOG IS LOOSE!

LAYS POTATOE CHIPS

you fuking blak terroist!

wipe his ass!

The Stray dog is having sex with people! WATCH OUT!

I AM Stickjon!

Do not make fun of it, or i will hire the Stray Dog to kill you.

Anyway, I like Gay people. PHSYCE!

SCRU U ALL! bich!

MEEEE!

DO YOU LIKE E-MAIL? I THINK IT IS SEXY//!

THE stray dog just said this:

WHY THE HELL IS ROSIE O DONNEL SO FAT?

HOW COME THE STRONG PEOPLE ON SURIVIOR ARE BLACK?

DO YOU KNOW ANY LESBIANS?

WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET!

AAAHHHH!

KILL ELTON JOHN!

SOME PEOPLE ARE GAYER THAN ELTON JOHN

TERRORIST ALERT

SHOOT ME, ASSHOLE!

I DANCE LIKE A RUSSAIN GUY

I AM HUNGRY

THE SIMS 2 IS GAY!

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And that is what he said. Well, I gotta go sell some French Bread!

PEACE OUT!